Smoke signals rise from the Aniston-Theroux camp

In Touch Weekly has a strange story saying Justin Theroux is getting sick of Jennifer Aniston. For one thing, she has stopped smoking because she wants to get pregnant. That made her gain 10 pounds, and now she "complains non-stop about how fat she is," Nameless Insider says.

And "Justin really can't believe how vain Jennifer is."

And this little detail: No sex, she has decreed, except when she's at her most fertile. "Justin has been saying that their love life is more like a science experiment."

Who among us will be surprised to learn that Brooke Mueller, the mother of Charlie Sheen's 2-year-old twins Bob and Max, is in drug trouble again?

She'll be in court Dec. 19 after a cocaine-possessionwith-intent-to-distribute bust in Aspen the other day.

There's also an assault charge, after a hair-pulling brawl with another woman in a nightclub. She's 34.

You're a 48-year-old loser, is who you are: Julian Lennon, 48 and never married, says he hasn't had kids because his father was a terrible dad.

"He was young and didn't know what the hell he was doing," Julian told Record Collector magazine. "That's the reason I haven't had children yet. I didn't want to do the same thing." Still, he says, "I'm not ready. I want to know who I am first."

Sure, Daniel Radcliffe is rich, famous, clever, reasonably good-looking, and by all accounts a nice guy. But appar ently he's not much at house keeping.

The Daily Mail says his main squeeze, Rosie Coker, has given him a deadline to shape up about keeping his place tidy. But you have to wonder how serious she is:

"I have a deadline of two years to be a fully functioning human being around the house," Radcliffe said. "I didn't promise her anything, but I have made it my mission to improve myself. There's certainly progress to be made." Two years?

He lives in New York; she's mainly in England. Before she came for a visit last weekend, he actually got his mom to tidy up his apartment.

He's 21.

You don't know who Elisabetta Canalis has been dating since George Clooney dropped her and you don't care. Me neither.

But the whole world now knows she just dumped the guy, and none too gently - and by "the whole world," I mean readers of Radar Online, which had the item.

He's one Mehcad Brooks, who was in True Blood and now stars on a show called Necessary Roughness on an American cable network, USA.

Anyway, the two had a huge blowup in the lobby of her apartment building in West Hollywood, Radar says. Arguing, then shouting, then she pushed him and screamed, "Just go! Get out of here!" He left.

She went upstairs, returning with "an armful of things, which included a Balenciaga handbag," and dumped it all, ordering the building manager to "tell that (anatomical bad word) to take his (bad word) and never contact me again!"